- Teja: A Guardians of the Galaxy AU where everything's the same but all of Ronan's lines are replaced by Bender's bullshit.
- Teja: "HEY! HEY! NOOOOOVA PRIME! LOOOOOK AT ME! IIIII WANT ATTENTION!"
- me: 'But you have to look inside yourself and ask: "Am I funky enough to be an Accuser?"'
- Teja: God dammit-
- me: ARE YOU?
- Teja: "I might be?"
- me: "I THOUGHT SO."
- me: It's taking a lot to wrap my head around the fact that there's a continuity where Ronan has the same voice actor as Bender.
- Teja: BITE MY SHINY KREEAN ASS.
but no really I’m sorry the image of the Collector judgmentally staring someone down while calmly putting the mouthpiece of some kind of needlessly complicated bong that looks like a Habitrail from the fifth circle of sci-fi design hell in his mouth is never going to leave me
also Teja referred to marijuana in a sci-fi context as “the Terran Fairy” and that’s my new euphemism of choice despite being so allergic to the stuff that I can barely be around other people doing it let alone use it myself
- Teja: Honestly, if [the Collector] were high, that would explain a *lot*.
- me: Always high. CONSTANTLY high.
- Teja: Well, I mean, he does drink.
- me: He probably has some kind of weird space bong.
- Teja: [glances at me, looks almost distressed]
- me: You heard me. Space bong.